{"id":123,"date":"2009-03-26T14:23:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T22:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/?p=123"},"modified":"2009-03-26T14:37:33","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T22:37:33","slug":"five-minute-review-grand-theft-auto-chinatown-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"Five Minute Review: Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"GTA<\/a><\/h1>\n

THE RUNDOWN<\/h1>\n

Graphics: 5\/5 – Expected of the DS graphics capability and Liberty City never looked this fantastic from the top-down view<\/em><\/p>\n

Audio: 4\/5 – Pedestrians, approved<\/a> cars and music only radio. It’s the Nintendo DS capability<\/em><\/p>\n

Control: 5\/5 – Sticking it to the man has never taken this literal. Also, gynecologist<\/a> assembling a sniper and hotwiring a car has never been this fun.<\/em><\/p>\n

Technical Stuff: 5\/5 – This little cartridge can do no wrong… 800, pharmacy<\/a> 000 lines of coding…<\/em><\/p>\n

Plot: 5\/5 – Sarcasm… check. Crime mob control… check. A dozed up to the eyeball Triad leader… DOUBLE check!<\/em><\/p>\n

Replay Value: 5\/5 – TO CONTINUE, PRESS ANY (SELECT<\/strong>) KEY<\/em><\/p>\n

OVERALL: 4.8\/5<\/p>\n

The Positives<\/h2>\n

+ Huang is as sarcastic as Niko Bellic so expect top notch dialogue with no voice so, you can make it up<\/p>\n

+ Graphics are not top notch but it is isometric<\/p>\n

+ Touchscreen on the DS has so much minigames when you jack a car, ride an ambulance, set a bomb<\/p>\n

+ Classic paramedic, vigilante, taxi, jumps and collectibles are back<\/p>\n

+ No races, just checkpoint time trials<\/p>\n

+ Crooked cop named Heston<\/p>\n

+ Drug dealing is main way to get sustainable income<\/p>\n

+ There is a replay feature if you die after the mission or pass a mission in your home<\/p>\n

The Negatives<\/h2>\n

– Not enough cars and vehicles<\/p>\n

– Limited sound effects and music<\/p>\n

– Alderney is missing and that’s where Korea Town is<\/p>\n

– No Brucie Kibbutz<\/p>\n

– No usable helicopters<\/p>\n

– No races<\/p>\n

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THE RUNDOWN Graphics: 5\/5 – Expected of the DS graphics capability and Liberty City never looked this fantastic from the top-down view Audio: 4\/5 – Pedestrians, approved cars and music only radio. It’s the Nintendo DS capability Control: 5\/5 – Sticking it to the man has never taken this literal. Also, gynecologist assembling a sniper […]<\/p>\n

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