{"id":158,"date":"2009-03-28T21:11:59","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T05:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/?p=158"},"modified":"2009-03-28T21:13:39","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T05:13:39","slug":"beijing-opera-is-a-remedy-for-drowsiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"Beijing Opera is a Remedy for Drowsiness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BEIJING, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagraorderonline.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">for sale<\/a>  China &#8211; Scientists at the Shuixing University of Psychology recently discovered that with an increased listening of Beijing opera in a day will let sufferers of drowsiness increase daily awareness by an additional of 2 hours. The piercing screams and the constant use of cymbals during a Beijing opera is known to ring the ear of a suffering patient while their brain rattle uncontrollably as the music pummels their auditory system.<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Jie Xang, <a href=\"http:\/\/buy-viagra-canada.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">drugs<\/a>  the lead scientist of the study concluded after observing patients suffering from this to be &#8220;rolling in their beds asking for the ringing to stop&#8221; and some to be screaming &#8220;the Fortune God is coming&#8221;. When asked if the cure can be used throughout the world, Dr. Jie commented that, &#8220;The piercing shrieks of a man-lady in makeup will make anyone awake&#8230; [but] I am not sure whether this would be sold to capitalist pig dogs trying to stay awake.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, Scottish scientists at the University of Mae Drung outside Aberdeen have also found a cure for people who cannot wake up by installing a bagpipe inside their ears which blows off whenever the sun shines into their retina, causing the bagpipe to inflate and rattle the auditory nerves of with a loud rendition of &#8216;Scotland the Brave&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/?p=158\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BEIJING, for sale China &#8211; Scientists at the Shuixing University of Psychology recently discovered that with an increased listening of Beijing opera in a day will let sufferers of drowsiness increase daily awareness by an additional of 2 hours. The piercing screams and the constant use of cymbals during a Beijing opera is known to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/?p=158\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":161,"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions\/161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}