{"id":304,"date":"2010-02-18T21:35:44","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T05:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2013-10-18T02:20:22","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T10:20:22","slug":"operation-snooki-proposed-to-combat-fat-european-tourists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.baka-tv.com\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"‘Operation Snooki’ Proposed to Combat Fat European Tourists"},"content":{"rendered":"
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano announced a new, misbirth<\/a> strict airline security measure to ensure that fat European tourists will not ‘touch the sacred American soil with their bratwurst [any national food related item] smelling feet’. Although considered to be one of New York’s and Florida’s greatest source of income, practitioner<\/a> the growing trend of economic stagnation caused by the European tourist forced Homeland Security to take action.<\/p>\n

Napolitano also cited the 2005 French Humiliation Attack where a rich European began to openly criticize then-President George W. Bush and the taste of Starbucks coffee without even taking a sip. The International Community applauded the action of Jacques Rosseau Salibaire, help<\/a> the terrorist. He was considered the most wanted man in America until he wound up in New Orleans during Katrina and was found dead in the French Quarter with a suicide note tied to his chest that said, “I am a bastard. I am sorry and I have a stool leg up my ass as I drown myself in this part of town with a ball gag in my mouth.”<\/p>\n

The four-step plan mentioned during the meeting was as followed.<\/p>\n