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Mythbusters “Busted” Evolution Theory, Teaser for True Religion, Hyneman Dies of Shock and Disbelief

Posted: May 22nd, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Media and T.V. | 1 Comment »

SAN FRANCISCO, cure California – Mythbusters Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage recently did the unexpected in the scientific and Discovery Channel community. On a recent episode of Mythbusters, Hyneman and Savage built a time machine in which they could not confirm the theory of evolution, causing a major scare in the scientific community.

“I don’t fucking believe it,” wrote a frequent Mythbuster forum goer and watcher. “I now have to believe in Jesus and Adam and all that crap that was fucking fake. Now it’s fucking real, I fear that we are all going to go into an oblivion and hell, if we are not careful,” continued the Mythbuster fan.

During this episode of Mythbuster, the wacky dynamic duo created a time machine using PVC pipe, duct tape and explosives that transported them to the time of the exile of Adam and Eve. This time, the dynamic duo managed to talk to God and God set the record straight by saying. “Them fools try be taking my apple of knowledge, seen? So, I kicked them off. Monkey are not your ancestors,” said God while showing the two televison personalities the so-called primordial soup.

God showed a Powerpoint presentation he did for the seraphims and archangels which showed that humans were made from the ground and woman-kind was made from the ribs of the prototype A2AM or Adam. It was at this time Hyneman died of a heart attack from the shock and disbelief. God, pissed off at their atheist ways, revived the heathenistic Hyneman to prove that he is Almighty and All-Powerful.

By the end of the episode, there was a teaser for the next episode of how the Mythbusters will solve part two of their quest: proving which is the true religion with shocking surprises. Tune in to Mythbusters next week to see what shenanigans the dynamic duo of mythbusting will do next.


One Comment on “Mythbusters “Busted” Evolution Theory, Teaser for True Religion, Hyneman Dies of Shock and Disbelief”

  1. 1 Paul said at 7:06 pm on May 26th, 2009:

    Norman, this rules.


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