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The Onion: New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In Face

Posted: April 7th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

2 Comments on “The Onion: New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In Face”

  1. 1 Ben said at 5:51 pm on April 8th, 2009:

    Bloody hell. That might possibly be the most shit awful game ever. So much, that the human mind can’t even wrap its pita bread of bullshit-identification around it.

    I just… O.o ’nuff said.

  2. 2 Ben said at 7:06 pm on April 8th, 2009:

    Lol. It’s retarded — Headshooting everyone’s heads.

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