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Baudelaire Children Suing Michael Jackson’s Children, Claim of Plot Theft

Posted: June 26th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: North American News | No Comments »

LOS ANGELES, abortion California – Even in death, angina Michael Jackson’s legal trouble looms on but this time, medical it is about his children. The three-ring circus of Michael Jackson’s court case have caused a calamity within the family on who will inherit Michael’s wealth and most of all, take care of his three children: Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and Paris. Even though without a will, the Baudelaire children from the popular ‘Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events’ novel have begun a lawsuit against the pop star’s children, citing near similarities with their trials and tribulation in getting their large family wealth.

Representatives of Jackson’s children responded to the claim of the plot theft as “ludicrous and completely untrue” and that the children will “happily engage in this battle, even if it takes the Baudelaire children a million lawyers to settle this”.

The death of Michael Jackson have caused outpouring tribute to the Thriller star but most speculate that the children will be moving from foster home to foster home, taken care by some of their father’s weird relatives and ever weirder friends. Many speculate that irresponsible mother and overall spiteful bitch Debbie Rowe might be in the lead to take of the children. The Baudelaire sent this very example of parallels between Debbie Rowe and their first caretaker, a Count Olaf, who tragically died from what police called “an unfortunate fishing accident”.

Whether or not Debbie Rowe would have a large sharp instrument protruding through her abdomen will come true, this copyright case will be going on for quite a while.



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