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The Onion: Are Video Games Preparing Kids for Post-Apocalyptic Future?

Posted: February 26th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: North American News | No Comments »

Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they’ll really need in the End Times.

Well, weight loss I have learned from such games that there caves with children inside them and with a “wazer wifle”, they really hurt. I have also learned that everybody has some form of weaponry on the wastelands.


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